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SECRET PAGE
- BRIEF HISTORY OF GRUMPY GNOME |
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Congratulations on finding the secret page. Your perserverence is about to be paid off as join me for a brief insight into the enigma who is GRUMPY GNOME. Little is known about this guy but what little facts have been confirmed over the years have been listed for YOUR EYES ONLY. The real name or identity of this character is not known but he has picked up the name Grumpy Gnome because of his appearence. It is believed that he was born sometime in the Middle Ages (yes he is that old!) but was instantly an outcast because of his downturned expression and gangly eyebrows. His birthplace is believed to be somewhere in Ireland. Over the years photographic evidence has been uncovered which suggests his existence. It always seems however that the photos mysteriously go missing. But now for the first time ever I can show the world these pictures, courtesy of a secret source (I could tell you who that is but my lifespan would be dramatically shortened). Here are the pictures: |
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This early version of Leonardo de Vinci's Mona Lisa was uncovered recently. What can be gathered from the picture suggests that Leonardo saw great beauty in the face of Grumpy Gnome which others failed to see. Social pressure is assumed to be the reason why he changed it finally to a picture of an attractive lady. |
| Here is a very interesting picture of Grumpy Gnome's face carved into the side of Mount Rushmore. Believed to be great friends with many of the great American presidents it is easy to see why he earned his place on Mount Rushmore. It is rumoured that his face was finally removed because it was frightening all the children who came to see the monument. |  |
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Finally the most recent picture of Grumpy Gnome acquired is one of him and famous Chicago rock band, the Smashing Pumpkins. This move into the world of rock was without a doubt an attempt to influence the Generation X teenagers of the early nineties. It is believed that he was originally a member of the band. Rumours suggest that he was finally kicked out because he was too "goth". |
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There you have it. Make of it what you will but mark my words, this is not the last time you will here the name "Grumpy Gnome". Scared yet? If you would like me to include your name on a list of people who found this page or if you would like me to possibly unearth more information about Grumpy Gnome, then email me at frakilk@yahoo.com. Back to home page. |
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